On the ride home today, DF asked me if I know how to cook a salmon. I don't but he was kind enough to give me the recipe.
Step 1. Get a big fish.
Step 2. Peel the skin off.
Step 3. Cut it in pieces.
Step 4. Leave a big half.
Step 5. Put it in the oven in a long pan.
Step 6. Cook it for maybe 30 minutes.
Step 7. Slice it up into little pieces.
Step 8. Eat.