I called home from a business trip in Asia one day. I had been upgraded to a suite with a jacuzzi tub. The phone was right next to the tub so I called Micah to say hi and tell her about it. She picked up the phone very unhappy sounding. When I asked how she was she said quite forcefully "I have feces all over my hands and clothes! - How are you?" Being smarter than the average bear I didn't mention the bubbles running around me, told her I had a long flight and it was late so I was off to bed... What a considerate husband I am!
Poop on your clothes, spit running down your neck, cleaning vomit off everything in the bathroom but the toilet at 3 AM, - living the dream baby!
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I called home from a business trip in Asia one day. I had been upgraded to a suite with a jacuzzi tub. The phone was right next to the tub so I called Micah to say hi and tell her about it. She picked up the phone very unhappy sounding. When I asked how she was she said quite forcefully "I have feces all over my hands and clothes! - How are you?" Being smarter than the average bear I didn't mention the bubbles running around me, told her I had a long flight and it was late so I was off to bed... What a considerate husband I am!
Poop on your clothes, spit running down your neck, cleaning vomit off everything in the bathroom but the toilet at 3 AM, - living the dream baby!
Or poop at 3am...I'm just saying...
I used to go to those kinds of parties, too, Peder. I don't remember much from those days...
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