Good news!

I'm no longer the bread winner! Now I can finally quit my job and fulfill my lifelong ambition of being a beachcomber. Maybe I can sell conch shells in the front yard to help pay the bills.
Top ten jobs I wish I had?

• Cat psychologist
  
• Bartender at the airport
• Acclaimed, best-selling writer
• MLB broadcaster
• Stage actor
• Museum curator
• Travel agent trainer
• Lion tamer
• Long haul truck driver
• Powerball winner