Little girls

I may need to clip and save this one to reread in a couple of years.

Now, here's where my demented genius comes in: I think that kids can be brainwashed to believe anything is fun as long as you seem excited about it. You could say to your child right now, "You know what we're doing later? We're heading to the yard to watch grass grow!" And if you sell it well enough, they'll be counting the minutes until the back door opens. Seriously.

Hmmm, she'll be 2 1/2 just in time for the 2010 baseball season. That sounds about right...