Banana notes (or A Typical Monday Morning)

• The bananas are too green to eat yet.
  
• We wanted the bananas for peanut-butter banana sandwiches.
• The FP Gal thinks that bananas were the first fruit to have stickers on them. I have no serious thoughts on this beyond, "other fruits have stickers on them?".
  
• Apparently other fruits have stickers on them because grocery workers aren't expected to know all of the fruits anymore.
  
• The above note makes no sense to me.
• Really, who can keep all of the fruits straight anymore? We used to only have apples, oranges, grapes and bananas right? When did we get all of these other foreign fruits?
  
• If you put a banana sticker on your cat's head, she'll try to shake it off. Failing that she'll run upstairs and hide.
  
• Maybe the bananas will be ready to eat tomorrow.