Book Titles, If They Were Written Today

Very funny stuff here. My favorite:

Then: The Gospel of Matthew
Now: 40 Days and a Mule: How One Man Quit His Job and Became the Boss

The comment section is pretty good too. My contributions?

Then: Moby Dick by Melville
Now: A Field Guide to Whaling (Now with Bonus Observations on Revenge!)

Then: Judges (Bible)
Now: Never Trust Women or Barbers! And other short stories of Israel

Then: Les Miserables
Now: Fugitive: The Jean Valjean Story