Things I Have Learned from Children's TV Shows

In any group of young friends, there will usually be one (and only one) child/animal that causes trouble.  If the group or town would get rid of that one child/animal they would be safe and problem free.  This child/animal has one or more of the following attributes:
  • Bossy
  • Snotty
  • Reckless
  • Spoiled
  • Stuffed up nose

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