Overheard
In the car today Relia told me that she hurt her foot. I asked her to hand it to me so that I could take a look.
Relia: I can't give you my foot!
Me: Why not?
Relia: (pause) Because it's connected to me. (longer pause) My foot is connected to my leg. And my legs are connected to my . . . bottom. And my bottom is connected to my tummy. And tummy is connected to my neck. And my neck is connected to my head.
Me: Very good, sweetheart!
Relia: And my arms are connected to my shoulders.
Relia: I can't give you my foot!
Me: Why not?
Relia: (pause) Because it's connected to me. (longer pause) My foot is connected to my leg. And my legs are connected to my . . . bottom. And my bottom is connected to my tummy. And tummy is connected to my neck. And my neck is connected to my head.
Me: Very good, sweetheart!
Relia: And my arms are connected to my shoulders.
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