Saturday, April 16, 2011

State Facts (from Preschool!)

I thought you might enjoy to learn along with us as Relia is taught the U.S. states. She only goes three days a week so there are some gaps in her map. And some days we forgot to ask her. Ready?
  • Rhode Island - the red colored state. Where the inator of some kind of cloth was from. (Me: 'Inator'? Relia: Yes, inator. Me: Inventor? Relia: Yes, that's it.) Also, it is small.
  • Massachusetts - the white colored state next to it. (There was some process of elimination involved here.)
  • New York - Where the Statue of Liberty is.
  • Pennsylvania - Some state with a bell.
  • Florida - the one with all of the alligators.
  • Louisiana - the state where they eat alligators. (Me: Did you know they have lots of pelicans there? Relia: Hahahahahaha!)
  • Illinois - Where they have a museum with a T-Rex named Sue.
  • Iowa - They have lots of corn. They sell it to us!
  • Arkansas - The capital city is a rock. They have bad kings here who shoot cannonballs at people. They also have good kings who ask for permission before shooting cannonballs. (And no, I have no idea whatsoever what the deal with kings and cannonballs is.)
  • Candace (aka Kansas) - They have corn and wheat here. And cowboys!
  • Oklahoma - The one next to it. They have cowboys who shoot bad guys.
  • Texas - It's very big. (I can't make up my mind if Texans would be upset with the brevity of this description or really, really pleased.)
  • California - Also big. Nana has been here!
  • North Dakota - It's cold and windy here. (Relia: Should we go there? Me: [horrified] No! No!)
  • Alaska - Yes, dad, I know that it's the biggest state in the union.
  • Hawaii - Where she wants to live with her boat where she has promised to take me to various ports.
More updates as we learn more.

3 comments:

Meigan said...

Metaphorically she must be speaking of some buyers at Walmart headquarters. I have certainly dodged some cannonballs down there.

Smart kid!

carrster said...

ha- that is fantastic!

Alfred T. Mahan said...

I chuckled at both Texas and NoDak. Most entertaining.