Monday, September 10, 2007

Top ten: Babies vs Kittens

All of my former parenting experience has to do with kittens. Here are the top ten differences between raising the two of them.

10. Babies don't come litter trained.
9. The Humane Society makes you promise to spay or neuter. Human society thinks this is cruel.
8. Neither one lets you sleep in but babies don't bite your toes.
7. If you drop a baby, she won't land on her feet. (This hasn't been tested but I'm assured it's true.)
6. Kittens threaten your furniture. Babies threaten your shirts.
5. Catnip.
4. They both want milk but only babies get it.
3. A baby with whiskers would be very very wrong.
2. No one asks about the cats last name.
1. Cats really don't like wearing diapers.

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