Future Poltergeist

Speaking of the football season, it's time to sign up for the annual football pool. The first one was set up by Heidi , please click this link here and then for Group number enter '38898'. The password is 'RUready08'. Each week you'll simply pick who you think will win each game. There is no money involved. The only thing you need is a Yahoo account, which is free. It even works if you live in Germany. The other pool is a Survivor league. For this one, click this link , for group number enter '20121' and password 'RUlucky08'. A Survivor league can be lots of fun. The rules are simple, each week you'll pick one team to win a game. If your team wins then you keep playing. If they lose then you're eliminated. The tricky part is that you can only pick a team once per year. So come on in, the pools are warm. They can be lots of fun and don't require much work. Enjoy!

The season is coming right up (starts Thursday) and I haven't really written about it yet! Am I excited? You betcha! This year's Vikings could be very, very good. They could be the top team in the NFC. Or they could be like last year. The defense should be improved in exactly the place it needed to be, pass rush. Add in some quarterback pressure and it should make the secondary that much better. The run defense should remain strong, possibly still elite. Injuries will tell the tale, of course but if they can avoid an unusual amount or concentration of injuries than they should be fine. The offense is still the concern. The receivers should be better but they'll need to prove it. The O-line has better depth but they'll miss out their left guard for the first four games. That could be very bad. And of course, there is Tarvaris Jackson at QB. Last year he looked raw. Teams dared him to beat them and he couldn't. This preseason he looked good in very lim...

The White Sox and Twins have 27/26 games left entering today's games. The Sox have a 1/2 game lead and that's been the story for much of the last month. Since July 27th, only one of them have had more than a game and a half lead, and the White Sox only had that for one day. There are two AL teams that really look to have a lock on a playoff spot. The Angels have a full 18 game lead and should clinch their division sometime in the next couple of weeks. The Tampa Bay Rays are the biggest story of the season. They've already set a franchise record for most wins in a season. They have a 4 1/2 game lead right now and the only thing that would keep them from post-season baseball would be an absolute collapse. The Red Sox have the easiest route to the wild card. They're currently leading it by 3 1/2 and they play most of September at home. They would really have to stink it up to lose out. That leaves the White Sox and Twins battling for that last spot. Both teams hav...

If you feed an infant blueberries, they will produce something in their diaper that is amazingly like toner. Honestly. We might have stumbled on the solution to all of your office problems.

VH1 Classic is showing an enormous block of 80's videos this weekend. They appear to be showing them in alphabetical order and they're right in the middle of the Elton John set. Do you think this: And this: Were directed by the same person? Or was it just the way that 1982 was?

Couldn't get into this one either. The story is about a boy in a poor family that makes his way through the world in an interesting manner. The problem is that the plot jumped constantly and it was tough to keep any story in mind. Not for me.

To Whom it May Concern, We have a request regarding any future children. Please allow more time between cutting teeth periods. Back to back teeth (well, side by side) has ruined every night for the last two weeks, not only for us but it's also put more strain on our poor child. We feel that a couple of weeks of rest would be good for everyone involved. An alternative would be to all the teeth come in at one time. Or maybe he/she could just arrive with a full set. Either way would be fine. Thank you for your attention to this matter, -Bleary & Bloodshot

Ok, my movie project hasn't survived fatherhood all that well. I've seen very little movies from the 70's and a few that I had on Netflix sat around for a few weeks and then went back unwatched. Guess I'm giving up on it for now. I'll get to some of the rest, certainly the well known ones, in time but the smaller forgotten ones are off my radar. There are some that I've seen and not written reviews for, so I'll just post some mini ones. American Graffiti (1973) - The movies follow a bunch of teens at the close of the 50's on their last night in town. A great, great movie. Touch of Class (1973) - A movie about a man who has an affair and falls in love and then struggles to decide what to do. Utterly forgettable, almost embarrasing compared to the other movies from this year. The Sting - Probably the greatest caper movie ever. Brought back ragtime music for a time. A definite must-see. Great movie and a deserving Best Picture winner. The Exorci...

We woke this morning to thunder. (Well, actually we woke to baby yelling at 5a, but let's pretend that didn't happen, ok?) A thunderstorm rolled through about 6a and it was wonderful. Now we've got a nice soft drizzle happening outside. The perfect remedy to the ten days of hot sunshine we've had since coming back. Wonder if I could convince Relia to curl up me and a book...?

More from here . Here are the 80's, a decade I remember fondly. Indiana Jones, Raiders or the Lost Ark - A slam dunk of a pic. One of the finest adventure movies ever. Raging Bull - A very impressive movie...but I wouldn't call it essential. In fact I'd be surprised if I saw this on someone's shelf. It really isn't a take it down and watch it each year type of film. The Breakfast Club - Maybe the top teenage movie of the decade. A strong choice. Do The Right Thing - Never saw it but I've heard good stuff. Batman - Eh. I know it was a big deal back then but it's really faded since. Glory - A very good film. Blade Runner - The strongest of the arty sci-fi films. Now it comes in 14 different versions. Tootsie - One of my faves from the decade. Sex, Lies and Videotape - Haven't seen it. Never heard this strong of a recommendation for it. Das Boot - Seriously? This movie lasted for an entire tour of service. Ok, my list would be a bit diffe...

Ok, last post (probably) on our trip. To answer a few questions, the weather was consistently in the 50's and 60's. We had rain at least part of each day but the last. Couldn't see any stars, shooting or otherwise. Video from the karaoke is here (scroll to the bottom). You can read the FP Gal's recaps here . Mom's are here . Aunt Janet posted a ton of pictures here (keep scrolling and hit 'older posts' to get to more). Thematically related, Jodi just got back from her own trip to Alaska and is posting here . I think that's all, if I missed any others, please let me know.

Really, once you leave the ship you should just end the vacation. Unfortunately, our flight out wasn't until the next day so we had to keep on keepin' on. I'm just going to jam the two days together if you don't mind. After we got off of the ship, we went to Heidi's place. It looked like a filming of 'Day of the Living Dead' as everyone needed a nap. We also needed to get online. Seriously, it had been more than a week and the jones was pretty potent. Eventually, the FP Gal and I went downtown with her folks. We picked up a bag that we'd forgotten at the port. Then we headed further downtown and ran into Pioneer Square, home of the famous Underground Tour. I took this back in...2000? Really enjoyed it and talked everyone into taking it with me. It was interesting and humorous. I think the Twin Cities needs one of these somewhere. Back down south and (after a heartbreaking episode when we thought Relia was going to sleep) back to our hotel. W...

For Rachel.

Another early starting day. This one was the Inner Passage, an area that's famous for whale (and other marine animal) sightings. So we were up early to see what we could see. Up to the deck and Relia got another walk around. Shortly after we got up there, we sailed into fog and didn't come out until noonish. We had morning plans anyway. We competed in 'Friends' trivia. Tied for the lead and lost on the tiebreaker of what date did the original episode air on. Then we went to Relia's onboard birthday party. This was a surprise to us and to some of the other guests of our group. The giftbags were composed of things like soap and mints. There were some great gifts, though and Relia was very pleased. The cake was made out of a stack of yogurt cups and she really wanted to play with the candles. Disaster averted and no fingers were burned. In the afternoon, the fog burned off, the sun came out and we decided to whale watch from the stern. Actually, right next ...

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We woke up in Prince Rupert, Canada and it was easily my least favorite spot on our itinerary. The day featured a steady rain and strong winds. I'd read beforehand that the town was fairly new as a cruise destination and there was some pushback from the locals. The only thing that looked interesting on the map was a sunken garden a couple of blocks from the ship. We spent the morning on the ship doing something or other. I had a book from the ship's library and was starting to feel some time pressure to finish the durn thing. There was a nap involved. I mentioned our cabin was completely dark, right? That makes for very good napping. In the afternoon, Relia stayed with Grandpa while the FP Gal and her mom and I went into town. Actually we went our separate ways. I asked the nice lady at the info booth if there were any bookstores in town. She gave me a map and circled two spots for me. Off I walked. Prince Rupert didn't feel like a tourist place and there is a d...

(Yeah, this is late. Fridays are tough.) This was the first day that we set the wake up call. We'd heard that a prime whale spotting place would pass by around 545a. We almost ran up to the balcony but no luck. At least not with whales, lots of luck in watching beautiful scenery roll past. This day we sailed up the Endicott Arm, a beautiful fjord. You can see how close the valley walls were on each side. This type of destination is what makes an Alaskan cruise special. You can just get so close to natural beauty. The only tropical destinations that really compare are the Panama canal, Napali coast in Hawaii and the Great Barrier Reef. At the end of the arm, we got about a mile away from the glacier. All the while sailing up here we passed incredibly blue chunks of ice that had already fallen off and were floating away. Then the ship pivoted and sailed back out. As soon as we cleared the arm, the clouds rolled in and the weather took a turn. We went up the Viking lounge ...

(For pictures and a video tribute , visit the FP Gal.) Oh, Baby! I can't believe it's been a year already. I can still picture that small little girl who looked so fragile and uncertain. Little did I know how fiercely you'd attack the world, without care or precaution. Also didn't know just how much I'd come to love you. You might just have the most addictive smile in the history of the planet. You definitely know how to steal hearts from passersby. But it's not just looks, I'm continually amazed at how smart you are (even though that makes childproofing the house much more difficult). Should also mention your incredible sweetness and sharing nature. Happy birthday!

Go out there and seize that day!

As the FP Gal noted , we went to the State Fair today. I would have skipped but we had a small errand that we needed to run. She has the pictures, so I'll just hit the highlights: We watched a piglet being born in the 'Miracle of Birth' building. They showed it on an overhead screen. It was all messy, of course. I pointed it out to the FP Gal and said, "Look, they even start out covered in barbecue sauce." There are something like five million people in Minnesota. Most of them were there today. Holy cats, I was claustrophobic! I tried to be cool about it but I'm sure I was a little difficult. We normally stop at the political booths but decided to skip them this year. We were tempted to stop by the Franken booth and sign someone up for a lawn sign ... I tried the 'Pizza on a stick'. Eh. The hotdish was better. Someday I'll get the FP Gal to try 'Dippin' Dots'. As God is my witness, I will. Relia thought there was far, far to...

This time we woke up in Skagway, Alaska, the northernmost point of our trip. Skagway is about 60 degrees north, compared to 45 for Minneapolis. That means we were a third closer to the north pole than usual. The weather forecast for Juneau had been partly cloudy or something like that with a 30% chance of rain. Well, it 30%-ed most of that day. For Skagway, the forecast was 90% rain. Of course it was beautiful and sunny most of the day. The town is a small one, nestled at the end of a bay. This had been a gold rush town and they're still proud of their history. During the winter their population is just under 900 people. There were three cruise ships in town on our day, each one with over 2000 passengers. We left the ship a short walk from the town. There was a very popular train tour available here, but we didn't take it. We'd thought of renting a car and driving to Whitehorse but decided to walk around the town instead. It's a quaint town. There is certain...

We awoke to find that land was back in view. The ship was passing by tall islands, covered in pines with the tops shrouded in clouds. The whole thing had almost a mystic feel to it. All eyes were still peeled for whales. In fact, this morning gave us our first real glimpse of one. He surfaced in front of the ship and we could see the back and blowhole. He submerged and the ship probably passed right over him. I'd planned on taking a helicopter tour in Juneau with Chad and mom but when we got to the spot they told us that the tour was canceled because the clouds were too low. Not a big deal. I caught up with the FP Gal and her folks and we headed into town. The area is well set up for people right off of a cruise ship. There were rows of tours offering to take us hither and yon. (The others took a whale tour, you can see my Mom's description and amazing pictures here . Seriously, that's just a pile of whales.) We decided on a tour that would send us to the local...

But these houses would be worth it. The second one, located near Karuizawa would be my choice. The one near Copenhagen also looks very cool.

One of the nice things about these blogs is that they serve really well as diaries. I've been rereading the posts from last August . Remember back then? We spent 22 days thinking that each one would be 'the day'. And then finally came this day . And the waiting was over and our life was completely changed. (It's good to remember these things after a night like last night, right?)

Guess who was up most of last night? I'll give you three guesses and all three are probably correct. I finally drifted off sometime around 3a. Not sure about the FP Gal. Also not sure about Relia. She'd better need some looong naps today...

Welcome to life on the high seas! Or at least higher than we expected. IIRC, they were somewhere in the vicinity of 3-5 feet. Not bad or crashing but enough to give the ship some very definite movement. (Side to side movement, which I think is a 'roll' as opposed to front to back which may be a 'pitch'. Real sailors are invited to weigh in.) This didn't keep me from eating hearty but a few members of our crew had sea sickness. The day started early as Relia (still on Minnesota time) decided that 430a was time to wake up. If you're sharing a small space with an infant, you get up when she does. Well, kind of. We put her in bed between us and she happily played (and beat and poked and tugged) for some time. Eventually we had to get up so we took her to the deck to play. She was a real trooper, walked forever and even kept her hood on (mostly). That morning we ambushed Heidi with a baby shower. Mom pressed me into the duty of having her and Chad into a...

Day two dawned with us still at the hotel. We quickly got packed up and went over to Heidi's place. A large chunk of my family was there and we spent the morning with them. There was a line for the laptop as all of us knew that this could be our last opportunity to be online for a full week. Late morning, Heidi and I dropped the rental car back at the airport. Now take a minute and visualize a plate of spaghetti. Got it? Ok, now imagine that you're driving a very tiny meat-ball on one noodle. It dives under other noodles and climbs over some. At the end you're somewhere deep in the pasta. This is something like the Seattle rental car return route. I finally got the meatball in place at National, only to find that it hadn't been 'activated' in Vancouver. This seems odd as I drove it out of their with their permission and key. She called up there and it was obvious that she was soon put on hold. She didn't say anything to me, and as a line formed u...

Apparently, all of the allergens in the greater Minnesota area decided to gang up on me as soon as we got back. I'm in day two of stuffy head/runny nose/sneezing/no voice land. It's loads of fun, let me tell ya! At least they let me come home early today so I didn't have to inflict this situation on any of our callers.

Well, actually it is. We live in the heart of the city and there is an honest to Bog cricket , somewhere outside of our window. It's out there chirping away, telling everyone the temp (or something like that). Very strange.

Wisdom from Ken Jennings .

Relia always finds hats on people's heads funny. She laughs and points. But if a hat ends up on her head, it is tragic. Discuss.

At least I think this was all only one day, it could have been more. Looking back on it, I don't see how it could have only been one. It all started much too early (430a?) when the FP Gal left the house to take her parents to the airport. Relia woke about a half hour later, much too early, and that meant that I couldn't go back to bed. Then the FP Gal called and told me that her parent's flight had been canceled and they needed to figure out the best way to continue. I used my travel agent experience to give them advice (which didn't help). Eventually they were bumped to a later flight. Meanwhile, our ride showed up and we were off. We were ticked on a late flight (9p-ish) but were trying to fly standby on a much earlier one. At midnight, we'd logged onto NWA and made the change. Or tried to. Ended up calling and confirming but somehow that didn't go through. So when we got to the airport, we had to get that all sorted out and get checked in. Off to th...

We got in last night about 9p and we're exhausted. And the house is gently swaying from side to side, which is very odd as it was quite stable before we left. If it doesn't settle down in a few days we may have to call in a contractor. The FP Gal and I are both going to break this down day by day and see how well our stories match. I thought that I'd put up a general post first. We had a great trip. If you've been thinking about taking an Alaskan cruise, do it. It was beautiful. If we do this (a cruise) again, it won't be with an infant. We had plenty of help and it was still very limiting. We couldn't go out together most nights. There is babysitting available, if the baby is over a year old (Relia isn't) and if you can afford it (we couldn't). I also wish we'd flown out right after the cruise. Every bit after you leave the ship is a bit of an anticlimax. Have to remember this for next time. Traveling with a group was great. It was fun to...

We're back in Seattle and everything is fine. I'll have more to share later in the weekend. The FP Gal has plenty of pictures and video and we'll both share our stories.

We'll be back after the trip. The security tiger will be on the job. Take care of the place while we're gone. If I get a chance I'll post something from the road, and definitely post a bunch after we're back.

Relia woke up early this morning and wouldn't go back to sleep. I tried to soothe her and tell her that at long last our national nightmare is over. That didn't work so we're trying a bottle.

This morning I couldn't find a sandal. This isn't that unusual as they've become some of Relia's favorite wandering objects. Some good heft and one really good strap to hang onto make them just about perfect for toting everywhere. (I'm sure that's what the good people that made them intended.) Usually I can find both of them. Relia can only go so far and she never really tries to hide them. This morning was a different story. One of them was obviously in the right spot, near the door. The other one was nowhere to be seen. I searched and searched. Looked high and low (well, mostly low). Couldn't really ask her if she knew where it was. Also, the cats were no help. Even started to think about putting on socks (ugh) and shoes. And then, suddenly, the other sandal appeared! The FP Gal had been doing some pre-trip tidying and it ended up on the shoe shelf, theoretically where it actually belonged! Yay! We could actually go out and do something (out ...

Yay! More movie lists! ( Via Dirty Harry ) Here's an MSN writer's list of overrated movies (comments on movies I've seen). History of Violence A Beautiful Mind Castaway - still love this movie, catch it every time it's on TNT Crash - I did like this movie, surprised that it's got it's own backlash so soon. The Departed - A terrible movie. Insomnia - A pretty good movie, certainly the best Pacino in years. Minority Report - Liked this one. Not world shaking but good for what it is. Monster Mystic River - Eh. Some good acting and an interesting story. Fell apart at the end. Ocean's 12 - Terrible movie. Especially the part where everyone pretends that the skeleton of Julia Roberts is sexy. Ocean's 13 School of Rock 'Little Miss Sunshine' would be high on my list of overrated movies. So would 'Chicago'.

I'd almost forgotten ! 1) What four seas are named after colors? Black, Red, Yellow, White. 2) What other sea shares the name of a color, named after a feature of the sea? The Coral Sea (sorry, Andrew). 3) What sea has no land boundaries? The Sargasso Sea. 4) What U.S. sea was created in 1905? The Salton Sea . 5) What sea is furthest south? The Ross Sea.

Relia seems to be much more aware of music than she used to be. Several times this morning she stopped and 'danced' along with the TV. Not the flamenco stuff this time, just a rhythmic squatting and bobbing. Which sounds ugly but is very cute. Every day her arms grow another three inches. Not only can she reach more and more shelves and further back onto tables but soon she'll be able to dunk a basketball. We'll try and get video. Haven't written much about the Wii Fit lately. That's because we've been too busy to really use it. The FP Gal has been swamped in homework and my daily schedule makes any regular nighttime activity difficult. I'm still using the 'balance board' for some simple step aerobics in front of the TV but that's about it. The Olympics start on Friday and I'm a little bummed to miss out on the opening ceremony. Yes, the whole thing is rife with corruption and the soft focus features are more than a little annoyi...

Tonight we were discussing whether or not it was time to feed Relia. She gave us a clear signal all on her own. The FP Gal had hung the diaper bag on a doorknob. Relia decided to go ahead and dig in there and came out with a handful of graham crackers. Experienced parents know that this is a sign of hunger. (Actually on reflection, maybe it's just a sign that she could reach the bag.) We held a quick conference and decided that the bag needs to live on a higher perch. Up on the shoe shelf it went. Relia watched all of this happen. She immediately asked to be picked up. And then she motioned for the bag. Guess she didn't quite understand what we were doing.

From Meigan's trip to Alaska . If you have any questions, I'm sure she'd be glad to answer them. (Link fixed.)

From the same spot as the last one , here comes an essential list of movies from the 90's . From the author: We can already hear the outrage: "How can you leave out The Shawshank Redemption ? What about Schindler's List ? Where is Titanic ?!?" In 50 years, those great films may be considered the true classics of the 1990s. But the movies on this list--some widely acclaimed, some beloved by a passionate few--had an influence more significant than popularity alone can indicate. Some had dozens of imitators; others spawned entire genres. * "Essential" is not the same as "best," so these are not top 10 lists, but more a library-building guide that samples the significant DVDs from a genre, a decade, or a career. Got that? So not necessarily the best but important nonetheless. I think it's about cultural literacy or something like that. How'd the do? Toy Story - No complaints with this one, it mainstreamed animation, especially computer ...

Weather reports for next week have us in the 60's and 70's and I'm sure we'll have rain. Pack accordingly. My sense is that the temp drops quite a bit at night while at sea (any comments, Hans?) so if you plan on doing any star gazing make sure you're prepared. The 11th (next Monday night) is the peak of the Perseids . This is one of the better meteor showers of the year. If we have clear weather we should have a good view. Not sure how much of a factor the moon will be and of course full dark will be later than we're used to. The FP Gal found a pretty good set of lists for what to pack on the trip. My rule of thumb is to underpack and then cope once I've got there. Your rules may vary. Here's a set of webcams for Juneau. It looks awfully beautiful up there. In the same vein, here's the Juneau newspaper online. If you want a feel for what's going on up there, this is probably your best window. Remember to relax and breathe deeply. T...

Congrats on your 39th. (Strangely, you're only about 13 months away from being the same age as Hans.) Anyway, here's to another good year for you.

(Via Instapundit) Here's one person's attempt at creating a top 10 essential movie list for the 2000's. I've wondered about what movies from this decade will really stand the test of time and there are very few definitive choices. It's a difficult task and this isn't a bad try. I want to look at each movie with the idea of it being 'essential'. In other words, if you haven't seen it are you behind the culture in the same way that you would be if you hadn't seen 'Star Wars' or 'ET'. Here it is: The Lord of the Rings Trilogy - It's best to treat this as a single unit rather than three movies and it's pretty much the most obvious choice for the decade. Shrek - Another great movie and a worthy choice. Well, if you're only going to give one slot to an animated film I'd probably go with 'Finding Nemo' or 'Monsters Inc'. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon - Enjoyed this in the theater but haven'...