Overheard

This morning while Relia was playing with an empty diaper box and a doorstop:

"Hello Comcast? I have too many dollars and I want to scrape them up."

This is pretty much the dream call for any call-center worker. There wasn't any real context to this conversation but the FP Gal tells me that Relia has been calling the empty diaper box 'her Comcast' for some time now.
The mind boggles.