Sunday, March 02, 2008

Approved list

Ok, so having a number of children's toys around the house has taught us some new categories of acceptable animal classification. To recap:
  • Mammals are ok to chew on.
  • Insects are not. (There is some dispute on this but I feel very strongly about it.)
  • If you hit a monkey in the face he will play a song for you.
  • Elephants are good to suck on.
  • Fish are good for grabbing.
  • Plush frogs and cats should be beaten repeatedly.
  • Giraffes are fun to chew on, but some of them will become seahorses in time.
  • Kitties (Ozzie and Sana) are fun to look at but hard to grab. There is probably a sharp lesson coming up about pulling their whiskers.
  • Bears are fun to wrestle with.
Further updates as needed.

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