Overheard

Me: Did I tell you that pitchers and catchers have reported?
FP Gal: No. And I'm surprised you didn't. (pause) Don't I have a good attitude about baseball this year?
Me: Yes. I'm just waiting for you to make a comparison to garage saling.
FP Gal: But garage sales don't happen every day for months and months.
Me: But wouldn't it be great if they did?
FP Gal: (overcome with positive emotion and unable to respond)