Overheard

After a few minutes of quiet in the car this morning.

Relia: What if a real live moose actually got hurt.
Me: What do you mean?
Relia: Well . . . what if one caught fire?
Me: Um, how do you think that would happen?
Relia: There could be a fire at the zoo. And then the moose could catch fire!
Me: Sweetheart, they work very hard to at the zoo to make sure there are no fires.
Relia: Good.

(A few minutes later . . . )

Me: Do you think that dolphins would be ok if there was a fire?
Relia: Yes! Dolphins can swim very fast if there's fire!

The things that you learn from your kids!