From February 2013

Sarah tells me that little boys are composed of 'noise, covered in dirt'. Which means that after a bath, Felix is a being of pure sound.

If there is any karmic justice in the universe, then I must have left a lot of clothes lying around when I was a kid.  (Mom answered "You did.") 

Relia singing: "I long to be a princess . . . but my parents aren't good enough . . ."

[From when the kids were sick:]  I'm about one vomit covered onsie away from filing a hostile workplace claim.

Super Bowl posts: 

• Did the football picks with the kids. Relia is going with the 49ers. Felix is picking the Raisins.
• Watching the Puppy Bowl with Felix. I feel lost because I haven't really followed the Puppy regular season.
• Look closely. I think Alicia Keyes is using a player piano.
• To be honest, I preferred the wardrobe malfunction.

Truth is, Groundhog day was re-appropriated from an earlier pagan holiday that also centered on groundhogs.