If there is any karmic justice in the universe, then I must have left a lot of clothes lying around when I was a kid. (Mom answered "You did.")
Relia singing: "I long to be a princess . . . but my parents aren't good enough . . ."
[From when the kids were sick:] I'm about one vomit covered onsie away from filing a hostile workplace claim.
Super Bowl posts:
- Did the football picks with the kids. Relia is going with the 49ers. Felix is picking the Raisins.
- Watching the Puppy Bowl with Felix. I feel lost because I haven't really followed the Puppy regular season.
- Look closely. I think Alicia Keyes is using a player piano.
- To be honest, I preferred the wardrobe malfunction.