Drum roll please:
10. Put reporters in Hazmat suits.
9. Keep a running death count.
8. Employ the Dread Pirate Roberts.
7. Heavy rainy areas replaced with new 'pulsing' red blotches.
6. Sudden pictures of Streisand.
5. Just make things up.
4. January: The Retrospective.
3. Show Dave Dahl's true appearance.
2. Make veiled references to the station's new ark.
1. Two words: Locust storm.
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Referring to #1, did you know we're the only state to have an official monument commemorating divine intervention in repelling a horde of locusts?
No fooling.
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