Future Poltergeist

Interesting post over at Reason today . The author is talking about his five year old daughter's homework: She had to count all the doors, all the windows, and all the shoes in our house. But we didn't know what to do with the latest assignment: "Count the books in your house." The answer space allows only a two-digit number, so anyone with more than 99 books is out of luck. As we discovered, there are a few hundred books in my daughter's bedroom and several thousand in the house. That got him to wondering how many books the average household has. He wasn't really able to find good data on it but he thought most would have more than 100. I'd estimate that I've got more than a thousand books here. Probably much more. The Hugo reading project alone will add about 40 new ones and I'm also buying up the Man Booker series for another 40. Note that I don't mean any of this as bragging. I'm certain that all of the regular readers here have h...

Post Ranch Inn , Big Sur CA. Gorgeous pictures. Yikes! I just checked out the prices . And check out the awful name they gave the cheapest room (shudder). Still, if we would just hit the Powerball...

Even more snow is coming our way. It's coming up on April and the snow hasn't stopped screwing with us yet. Didn't that six week deadline from the groundhog already expire?

Well, eventually it'll be here. They've had an extended spring training due to the WBC and it's thrown off my baseball rhythm. Today, WGN had the only White Sox game they'll show this spring with the their broadcasters so I had to watch. The FP Gal watched with me for about ten minutes before she said that she missed football because the game is faster paced. I don't remember if I mentioned it or not but we sprung for the package that lets me watch games on my computer. I've seen some spring training but the regular season is supposed to be of higher quality. The best part of it is that it acts like a DVR so I don't have to watch games live. The plus is that I can watch late at night after the FP Gal has gone to bed. The consensus of forecasters is that there is no true favorite in the AL Central this year. I personally don't know what to expect either. My hope is that the White Sox win it all and failing that, I'd like them to be competitive...

I think I could deal with living right there.

I've made a few cryptic comments about this so I may as well tell the whole story. Back in 2003 I bought a Saturn Ion. It was the first year of that model make and I don't think I'll do that again. The car is a simple one and I've been mostly happy with it. But it has a problem. Several times I've gone to start the car in the morning and it won't go. The starter doesn't turn over. When I turn the key again, nothing happens. This has only happened in the winter. Last winter I replaced the battery and I hoped that would solve the problem. Not so much. Back in January I looked into replacing the starter. I googled around to see if this was a common problem with Saturn Ions. Guess what? It is ! Seems that on cold days there can be a problem with the starter. If it doesn't turn over the first time then some kind of security function goes into place and stops it from going again. You can't restart it for 8-10 minutes (or something like that)....

That I'd be linking to various videos tonight, I would have just done a plain old 'random things' post. Anyway, here is video of the world's coolest flight attendant . It's outstanding and I fully expect that you'll be seeing clips of this on the Today show sometime soon. Update: Link fixed.

I do not want any singing animal toys. Especially singing fish. Thank you, you may now return to your regularly scheduled reading. (Inspired by this commercial , with which my daughter is fascinated. I think it's the new 'Egg Song'. It's also the trippiest McDonald's commercial of my lifetime. You know how some people say that you need to smoke something to really appreciate Pink Floyd's 'The Wall'. That's how this commercial makes me feel.)

(Via Ed Driscoll) I found this strangely relaxing to watch.

A nice drizzly day today. We had a gorgeous weekend and now a couple of days with some rain. Spring is really and truly here. Soon I'll have to check for tulips in the garden. Still could have some snow, maybe even tonight, but winter is finally done. Of course that means in two short months we'll be into the sweltering heat. Ugh. Nevermind that, throw it out of your head. Spring is here. The FP Gal tells me that everything smells like new life outside. Ahhh. Glorious.

The Great Lorenzo Smythe is an incredibly talented actor, at least he thinks so. Unfortunately his talent isn't recognized and he is sadly between gigs. Then he meets a spaceman at a bar and is rushed into a job before he knows what's happening. He is secretly going to act as a double for the most prominent politician of his time. The job isn't without risk and he is soon convinced that he's being set up to act as a clay pigeon. But can he turn down the chance to make the most perfect art? Longtime readers of this blog will know that I'm a huge Heinlein fan and I've read this book at least a dozen times before. He spent some time in politics in his younger days and he brings that experience in spades here. The novel takes place as Mars and Venus are colonized and he has created a complex political world and set of concepts. The prime mover has to do with the rights of non-humans and Heinlein argues firmly for equal rights. Remember that the book was pub...

Portugal

I found this blog post from Roger Ebert this morning. Apparently he ran across a statistic that only 10% of Americans had ever traveled to a different country. He says: This is the richest and least-traveled of "developed" nations, and I have a feeling many Americans thank heaven every day that they have never had occasion to leave it. But this will not be a column boasting about my travels to every continent except Australia and Antarctica, and how as a wee lad I saved up my 75-cent an hour salary and boarded a DC-6 that took me to London by way of Gander, Reykjavík and Aberdeen. No, not even though I just googled Antarctica and this is all I found on the page: "stu is a legend and the good guy has cheap sales." That piece of internet vandalism, no doubt created by a friend of Stu's, was authored (I somehow know) by an American [1] who has never walked three steps outside his own state--of mind. I am enlisting a cyber-posse to track him down and airlift him...

(Spoilers, of course.) Tonight's show featured a race to Jaipur India, known locally as 'the pink city'. The city was painted pink to welcome the Prince of Wales in 1853. The show focused on the crushing poverty of the city, and it is crushing. We're cynical enough to figure that the show's producers are playing off of the popularity of 'Slumdog Millionaire'. Sometimes the race features teams that have been held back by different difficulties in such a way that there is fairly large time gaps between groups. Not so with this one as they were all bunched at the beginning. The race all took place within Jaipur so no one got that far ahead or behind. I like that. The highlight of the episode for me was a task where they had to transport food and water for camels. They were given a bucket for water and they had to figure out that a stack of baskets was to be used for the feed. At least one woman (and maybe a second) missed the baskets and just stuffed t...

Relia has put on a hat, picked up a bucket and told us 'bye-bye'. Not sure where she's going yet. I hope she'll let us know when she gets there. Frankly, we'd be more worried if she knew how to operate the door knobs.

I was making one of those great little Totinos pizzas when the FP Gal got home with Relia. The timing on their homecoming was a little up in the air so I didn't know if I would be eating alone or not. Well, Relia got one look at the pizza cooking and decided that she needed to be fed right now . Not only that but she called it by name. Loudly and repeatedly. So...we shared a pizza. (Relia and I did; the FP Gal doesn't care for my exotic pizza tastes. Basically, she wants fungus or cheese or nothing at all. Yuck.) I was worried because the pizza was mexican style and I was afraid that Relia would start taking all of America's jobs. Just kidding, I was afraid that the onions and chilies would be too hot for her. Well, those worries were certainly misplaced. She hoovered the durn thing. And then sucked on her bib to try and get every last bit of mexican pizza goodness that she could. I don't know if we found a new favorite but we certainly achieved happiness to...

(H/t to my friend Jenny) I think I want one of these . Except I want to beef it up so it can tackle the real menace, moths. Maybe I could add it to my moth fighting outfit ...

Relia is at the stacking blocks age. She stacks them as high as she can, a height usually established by how high she can reach on the table. After it's stacked she takes a swipe at them, knocking them down. Then loudly, "Oh no!", with as much tragedy as she can muster. Then pick up the blocks and repeat.

I really enjoyed this admittedly geeky article on ' How to Tell When a Baseketball Lead is Safe '. Warning, math geekery is involved. And since I'm mentioning basketball, let me say that I have no advice for picking games for a pool. Well, once bit of advice...get involved in a basketball pool! The NCAA tournament is one of the top events of the sports calendar. Especially the first weekend of games, which starts tomorrow morning. Each spring the selection committee picks the teams and seeds them as well as they can. Each year there are huge upsets and games that are much closer than the seeding suggests they should be. And each and every game has the drama that only comes from a 'one and done' format. The Gophers play tomorrow at 6ish, so be certain to tune in and cheer them on if nothing else. (Oh, and I picked Pitt to win in my office pool, so you can cheer for them, too.)

Ok, so say that you have a toddler who sometimes wakes up screaming around 2 or 3 in the morning. Should you: A: let them scream until they fall back asleep? B: go in and rock them, in hopes that they will go back to sleep? C: invest in a tranquilizer gun and dart them from the doorway? We've been leaning towards B, but we're afraid that we're developing a bad habit and that she'll simply expect the attention in the middle of the night. Any advice?

After all of my complaints about the long, cruel winter (which were totally justified, btw) I should note that we have had a simply gorgeous few days. Actually, let me back up. When I left work last Monday we had something of a blizzard going on. It wasn't that cold, but there was snow and gale force winds. Seriously, the snow was thrown at you horizontally. It was like bad weather coming off of the ocean. When the winds died down, the temps dropped. We were below zero overnight and had windchill warnings. Back into the heaviest of winter clothing. Again. Then the weather turned on Friday. We had an afternoon high above freezing. Saturday took us up to 50 and Sunday was warmer still. Highs are in the 50's and 40's all of this week. It's almost crazy nice out. Spring, the nicest of the seasons, is almost here.

(Kate, these clouds are parting. And word on the street is that they're happy clouds.)

I've been waiting for someone to do this almost from the first that I toured YouTube. Someone has taken the second half of the Kate Bush album ' Hounds of Love ' and put it to video. Part one is embedded, part two is here and here is part three . Very good stuff.

Yep, another set of comments, as always spoilers follow: Only 'Survivor' has a bigger hypocrite factor than 'Amazing Race'. Last week's episode featured one team screwing another one so hard that they were eliminated. (I guess deaf people can play hardball.) This week, that same team cried foul because another team tried to pull ahead of them in a car race. The nerve! The last two episodes have both been in Siberia and it's very interesting to watch. Soviet style architecture won't win any beauty pageants, if you know what I mean. Also, note that I said 'interesting' and not 'beautiful' or 'picturesque'. I miss the Alps from the first couple of episodes. The big challenge of this leg was driving a four speed manual car. The famous Lada , beloved by car enthusiasts nowhere. The FP Gal wonders why people don't brush up on driving a stick before going on the race. I don't have any answer for her. The highlight of the ep...

Short movie review: it was ok, not great. Very much what it was advertised as. The rest will be a review of our night out, I think. We went out for our first sit down dinner together in ages tonight. Nothing special, just a chance to sit and chat without feeding Relia or anything. It was very nice. We talked about our (suddenly happy) finances and that made it even better. Then a quick spin around Ikea. Didn't buy anything but we like to cruise through there every so often. They are so clever! And I love the little room layouts. If I suddenly found myself trying to outfit a 500 sq foot apartment, I'd probably just copy one of their blueprints (and turn my storage locker into a library or something). Then off to the movie. It came out a good month ago so we were hoping it wouldn't be too crowded. No such luck. We ended up with seats filled on both sides of us, me with my coat in my lap. Every time we've gone to a movie together over the last year or so (whic...

For the night at least. The FP Gal's folks have taken Relia and we won't get her back 'til morning. Dinner and movie will commence shortly.

Almost there...

The FP Gal asked me why I didn't post links to Jeff Probst's Survivor blogs yet. Here goes for: Epi 1 Epi 2 Epi 3 Epi 4

Yesterday I stayed home with Relia because she's sick. A deep hacking cough that made us feel guilty about sending her to day care on Monday and (worse for us) loss of ability to sleep at night. Today was my normal day off with her so it was long days back to back. Last night was her worst sleeping night in a very long time. She went down easily enough, if later than usual. Then she was up and screaming from about 9p till midnight. She could really only rest if she was laying on one of us. She slept on the FP Gal on Tuesday and I tried to take my turn on Wednesday. The problem is that I cannot sleep on my back. Just can not do it. (This caused plenty of problems in the hospital after the car accident.) The FP Gal finally took her and rocked her to sleep. She was up at six and let me tell you, it wasn't enough sleep. Fortunately, it wasn't enough for her either and she back down pretty early for a good nap. Actually, the last two days weren't that bad. She re...

Interesting column from the Sports Guy in which he asks who the 'greatest living actor' is. He uses Oscar nominations to create a scoring system and comes up with an answer that surprises me: Meryl Streep. Don't get me wrong, I'm not questioning her ability, she's just not my cup of tea. Here is her movie resume . Glancing through it, I'm thinking the last movie Meryl Streep movie I saw was...'Death Becomes Her' in 1992. Can that be right? Anyway, here was his list of top actors and actress (read the article for explanation of the system): Top 13 actors: Nicholson (38); Spencer Tracy (35); Laurence Olivier (32); Marlon Brando (30); Hoffman, Newman (29); Jack Lemmon (28); Peter O'Toole (24); Gary Cooper, Hanks, Penn (23); De Niro and Pacino (22). Top 10 actresses: Hepburn (52); Streep (45); Bette Davis (41); Ingrid Bergman (29); Jane Fonda (27); Greer Garson (25); Liz Taylor (23); Jessica Lange, Sissy Spacek (22); Ellen Burstyn (20). My favorit...

This is quite possibly the worst thing I've ever read . Via Megan McCardle , the discussion in her comments about prosecution is interesting. For the record, I can't imagine the benefit in most cases.

Link . Update: Link fixed.

Now that Thanksgiving is finally over (and the cable is reduced), the Wii has gotten some more use lately. I've been stress eating at work for the last couple of months and I can feel it. Not that I'm hyper conscious about my weight (and not that anyone else is closely paying attention either) but it's good to keep tabs on it, right? Well, one of the reasons we got the Wii was so that we would have some kind of 'get up and move around' entertainment. We were good with it last summer but not so much after Relia started moving around more. She doesn't like it when she can't play and if you dare to use the balance board, she pushes and pulls you off of it. Very cute, but not easy to play with. So now we wait until she's down and make an effort to play at night. Tonight we boxed against each other. Holy cats did that feel wrong! Especially during the replay where I punched the FP Gal in the head and she buckled like she was shot. We quickly switche...

Last November we ran into a strange situation regarding Thanksgiving. My parents were both many time zones away and the FP Gal's folks were heading out of town, too. That limited our family options, though not badly and we had a wonderful time with some of my relatives. We missed our parents but that wasn't all we missed. Ever since the FP Gal and I got together I've noticed just how much she enjoys preparing the meal with her father. The two of them work well together and woe to anyone else who dares enter their kitchen. On my urging, the FP Gal got a turkey. They really are so cheap that time of year that it's tough to pass them up. We've had it down in our freezer and today we're (finally) going to cook that bird up. We've invited our folks so that we can eat with them. We've cleaned the house (and it's breathtaking how many toys Relia has). We joked about putting some football on to make it feel more like Thanksgiving. Due to the remote...

It's that time of the year again, the tough part of DST. Here's an article complaining about it , and apparently those who run the numbers suggest that this actually costs us energy, instead of saving it. My suggestion last year was that we go ahead and change the clocks but we do it early Saturday morning so that there is more time to adjust before going to work on Monday. This year I'm thinking a bit more out of the box. What if we (and remember that this is a work in progress) simply move the clock back one hour twice a month? That way we can have that extra hour and never spring ahead. By the end of the year we will be back where we should have been. The only downside I can see is that we'd only have a 364 day year, and frankly who cares that much about that? Yes, at some point, the normal daytime hours would end up in the middle of the night but businesses can simply adjust their hours to match normal times. Really not that difficult.

Very clever.

The Azores

For all of my complaining about the weather, I really do think that the worst of winter is behind us. There will be more snow of course. I think March usually brings us the most snow of the winter. But at least the very cold temps should be gone. The 10 day forecast says that single digits are mostly gone, with several days above freezing. That means that the lovely rain storms will be coming back. Thank heavens for YouTube so I don't have to wait. I can enjoy one right now. (Andrew, don't watch this video.)

From Weburbanist (of course) comes this list of futuristic furniture . I think the 'Untitled Chair' is my favorite. I wonder if the cats would like it?

This news may only be interesting to me, but so be it. The hit counter at the bottom of the blog is as of this moment only 86 hits away from the 50,000 mark. Now that's a bit arbitrary since I didn't put the counter on from day one. Still...if you happen to notice that you're the one that tipped it over, do me a favor and leave a comment ok?

Pat asked for some ideas to combat this eternal winter. (And Andrew, I've come to think of you as a winter ' bitter-ender '.) I've given this a bit of thought and come up with some ideas. Here are the top ten: Get a job with that nice Dharma company and see if they'll relocate us to a tropical island. Two words: more hairspray. The cats are warm cuddlers but only for a small spot. Solution? Get a llama. A house sized Snuggie. Install a steam room. Cover the entire house with green house glass. Perform sacrifices to the unhappy sun god. Think warm thoughts. Put jalapenos in the furnace. Just wait six more weeks...

I don't care how long Maura Tierney was on 'ER' or if she ended up as a couple with any random doctor. She belongs with Dave Foley and nothing will convince me otherwise. Update: 'Lost' related, so (minor) spoiler alert. I mentioned to the FP Gal that this has become the most complicated time travel show since 'Back to the Future 2'. She hoped that it wouldn't get silly like 'Back to the Future 3'. We both decided that if the final season is set in a wild west town that we'd both be very disappointed.

Man, if work hadn't been so lousy today I would have run right out and bought this album.

I've tried to be a good sport about this, I really have. But I'm just sick and tired of being cold! I don't want to put on eight items of clothing when I get out of bed. I don't want to wear four extra bits of clothes when I go outside. I'm tired of having to pay close attention to the bedding while I sleep. I'm done!

This book has a couple of stacked premises that drive it. The first one has to do with an unusual boy who is telepathic. He's very frightened that anyone outside of his family will learn of it because he doesn't want to be different. When this boy becomes a college student he gets roped into a government project led by a professor who has guessed his secret. The project is to design a machine that can make judgments like a human does. The professor urges the boy to 'push' the various designers so that they can make the best machine possible. Apparently telepathy somehow gives him perfect judgment and the ability to see the future although that is never really explained. When the machine is finished (and I'm going to go ahead and give the spoilers away because I really can't recommend that anyone read this) it can somehow help a person in such a way that they become young and telepathic. This is done by systematically resolving any and all contradictions in...

A good episode tonight (spoilers follow, proceed at your own risk): Let me start with last week and mention that the show took place mostly near the German/Austria border. Very beautiful. The pit stop was in Salzburg (which I know is dear to at least one member of my family). This week's biggest challenge had to do with connecting between different types of transportation. From trains to airplanes and then those airplanes to other planes. Not so easy and I bet the teams wished they had been allowed to just drive from Salzburg to Bucharest. According to Google maps, the drive takes about 17.5 hours (although you do have to drive in those mysterious 'kilometers' that they sometimes mention). The biggest travel risk taken during this episode is one that I would have been tempted to do myself. Maybe. Anytime you're dealing with the 'last flight of the night' you have to be very careful on timing. Any glitch at all and you become very thoroughly screwed. ...

At some point you, as a parent, will have a better understanding of the milk-yogurt-cottage cheese sequence than you ever did before.