Overheard

(Or possibly 'Relia-isms. In fact, yes, let's just go with Relia-isms.)

McDonalds = McO'Donalds (I love that she felt the need to Irish this up somehow.)

Wendys = Girl McO'Donalds (This makes sense to me but it had never occurred to me before.)

Sierra Mist = Sanitizer (At least this was her reaction after a taste test at Target.)

Death = The process by which we lose friends. (She's exploring the idea of mortality and the results are, um, interesting to say the least.)