Thursday, June 11, 2009

'Friends' Themed Wedding

First a trivia question: of 'Friends' ten seasons, how many finales featured either a wedding or a birth? Answer later in the post.

With our recent reduction in cable and our Tivo's habit of picking sitcoms for us to watch, we've been watching an absolute ton of 'Friends' reruns. We enjoyed it during it's original run so it's not so bad. Although the value drops every season after season five and none of the six were likeable by the end. Anyway...the FP Gal and I were talking about what a 'Friends' themed wedding would be like. We figured it would have things like:
  • It would take in a partially torn down building with strings of lights everywhere.
  • The caterer would prepare chicken breasts.
  • The bride and groom would have ink drawings on their face.
  • One bridesmaid would have her dress tucked into her pantyhose and her tush hanging out.
  • One groomsman would carry a dog down the aisle.
  • The minister would be dressed as a dough boy.
  • The bride would escape out of a window.
  • There would be a large amount of lesbians.
  • During the service, the groom would say the wrong name.
  • At the reception, the maid of honor would sing 'Copacabana'.
  • The groom wouldn't be able to dance afterward because of slick shoes.
  • Neither the bride nor groom would remember it the next morning.
The trivia question answer is six.

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