The Rules

There are apparently some very strict rules as to what toys and furniture can be in what spots. These rules were completely unknown to us as of two years ago but now we live by them under pain of screaming and yelling. The rules don't have any rhyme or reason that we can detect. They just are.
Our only hope is that they aren't eternal or that someday we will be let in on their secrets. O what a lovely day that will be!