Glad we're not having this baby in Zimbabwe

For reasons like this:

A pregnant woman in inflation-ridden Zimbabwe gave birth in a queue for groceries rather than surrender her place to other shoppers, Zimbabwe's state newspaper the Herald has reported.

Although, and just go with me on this for a moment, if we were to give birth at Cub and refuse to leave because we 'love their great deals' or something like that, don't you think they'd give us some pretty good discounts? Or maybe Target would be better...